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contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

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420dongsquad:

yea girl wash my tires in the bathtub its the only way i can get off

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pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

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radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

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licklucifer:

magnetracecar:

onlinepunk:

Is this hell

I’m legitimately scared right now

i know what i want my face painted for Easter tomorrow

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jrdyn:

Ok but how the FUCK can you not see any of her nipple like that’s 80% of her boobs right there

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dulect:

wow they really did adapt frozen well

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