smash mouth: thanks for coming to our concert up next is a few tracks from our new al-
me: SHREK SONG!! SHREK SOOONNGGG!! SHREEEK SONNGG!!

(Source: klainalsex)

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84emojis:

im not gettin texted back but im not worried bc i know that God Is Fighting My Battles

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

"failed" panoramas will forever be amusing to me

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How I imagine it went down
C.S. Lewis: I made you a character in my book!
J.R.R. Tolkien: OMG me too!
Lewis: You're the man who created the wardrobe that leads to Narnia!
Tolkien: ...
Lewis: Who am I?
Tolkien: A tree
Lewis: ............
Tolkien: But, like, a cool tree

thinsquids:

*loses 5 lbs* I don’t see a difference

*gaines 0.003 lbs* Why did I let myself go

(Source: emilyologist)

realitytvgifs:

accurate scientific research

realitytvgifs:

accurate scientific research

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